stubbiethecorgi:

jesusonafrickinboat:

i-find-the-beauty-in-chaos:

osointricate:

How about we vote in a law that puts a cap on how long a government shut down can happen… say 20 days… before the president has to agree to a budget solution or else the 21st day congress begins the process of impreachment because civilian jobs and salaries and livelihoods are not a bargaining tool for the president to abuse is order to get their way

If you aren’t serving the people then you aren’t doing the job of the presidency and you need to be replaced

AMEN

civilian jobs and salaries and livelihoods are not a bargaining tool for the president to abuse is order to get their way

Yea. Not a corgi post… but sometimes enough is enough and I have to share something different….

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garashirs:

garashirs:

garashirs:

one of my favorite tropes of all time is when the author tries to replace curse words with a more ‘family friendly’ alternative or invent new words for worldbuilding purposes but they use existing words that make the whole thing unintentionally hilarious out of context

like these absolute gems, for example

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cuddlethot:

abblermouse:

ambulance in my neighborhood: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My dog: Oh shit! Oh shit it’s a bop

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scarlet-benoit-is-my-rolemodel:

sorceryandjellybeans:

scarlet-benoit-is-my-rolemodel:

My father’s new plan to screw over the president: everyone wear Donald Trump masks around DC and be dicks to crows so eventually all the DC area crows will hate Donald Trump and mob him

Think bigger, OP.

If we do this all around the whole country then no matter where he goes to hold a rally, the crows will be there mobbing and cawing at him like he’s the fuckin antichrist.

God you’re right

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jaurimtdoods:

I did say that I might lurk around ;;

Have some Deltarune/ Undertale sketches that I did in between breaks

Stress is definitely turning into a source to draw impulsively ;;

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derinthemadscientist:

zarohk:

mountdragon:

laviebohemianrhapsody:

millennial-review:

“millenials are so stupid, they can’t perform basic life skills” cries the generation that failed to teach their children basic life skills

“Millennials are so incompetent, they found a workable solution to the fact we didn’t teach them any basic skills”

Look, I’m 25, and I’m learning a lot of these skills from my mom just now. You know why? Because until the past few years, between me going to school full-time and her working >50-hour weeks or more, there just wasn’t the time.

I’m pretty luck; my mom is a high-earning consultant, so my dad is able to work from home and part-time, so he was home to teach me how to cook, do laundry, clean, and shop healthily; but a lot of millennials have both parents working full-time, without time to teach their kids.

It’s not that millennials are completely incapable of learning, it’s that we have parents too busy working to pass on life skills and a media that tells us that those skills are not worth learning, so we often don’t try to learn until we absolutely need them.

It’s also worth noting that our parents also took these “adulting” classes. They were called Home Economics and they were taught in high school.

If adult Millennials are taking remedial Home Ec, it’s not because they’re incompetent. It’s because their high school either didn’t teach it, didn’t teach it widely enough, or taught it incredibly badly.

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